Hey, kids, want to get on the good side of your teacher? How about being the hit at one of your Christmas parties? Maybe you just want to see your hard working mom and dad laugh. Has your big brother or big sister been picking on you. Now is the time to tell them a Christmas riddle. Riddles are like an ice cream cone, they always bring out a smile. How many people can you get to smile?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? (Crisp Cringle.)
What is green, sour and gives away presents at Christmas time? (Santa Pickle)
What would you get if you crossed boomerangs with bad Christmas presents? (Gifts that returned themselves)
What nationality is Santa Claus? (North Polish.)
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? (Because it has long-distance runners on each side.)
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? (We'll have a boo Christmas without you.)
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? (Sandy Claus!)
In what movie does Santa meet extraterrestials? (Claus Encounters)
What is Adamıs favorite holiday? (New Yearıs Eve)
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? (Itıs Christmas, Eve)
Who sings ³Love Me Tender² and gives away toys? (Santaıs Little Elvis)
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? (Missletoe!)
How do you decorate a row boat for Christmas? (You hang oar-naments on it)
Just before Christmas, Batman, Spiderman and Santa Claus were taking a walk in the North Pole. There, right ahead of them was 100 dollar bill lying on the ground. Which one picked it up? (Santa of course, the other two don't exist!)
What do elves learn in school? (The Elf-abet!)
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? (Fleece Navidad!)
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? (Because the angel had said,"No L!").
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? (Snowflakes.)
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? (Because he had low elf esteem.)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? (Frostbite. )
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree? (I really go fir you!)
What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved? (Toys will be toys.)
What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole? (Take me to your heater.)
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? (Cross mouse cards. )
What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? (Freeze a jolly good fellow. )
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? (Lost.)
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? (Santa Clues. )
If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? (A Holly Davidson.)
What did one angel say to the other angel? (Halo there! )
What is a skunk's favorite holiday song? (Jingle Smells.)
Did I get you to smile? I hope I did. Now itıs your turn to get others to smile.
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